This weekend has been a strange mixture of lovely, wild, and genuinely sickening. It's rather strange how the good can so easily blend in with the bad. Oh, where do I start? Where do I start? Perhaps Saturday... Two days ago, I was to attend a party with a lovely friend of mine. It was his eighteenth birthday. That man sure did get around quite a lot with the ladies beforehand, though. He attended a college before he graduated high school to get college credits early, and along the way made more physically matured and older friends. Getting around with so many people older than him earned him the nickname Jailbait. Goodness! What a player... Thankfully, it seems like he won't be able to play around illegally anymore, as he is a lawfully fuckable individual.
At this party of his, I got to witness him sing passionately for all of his guests. We were all outside, talking to each other, some of us sitting down in the multitude of seats that he had prepared for us in his backyard, others just standing around and chatting about our lives. To gently interrupt our conversations, the birthday boy asked if he could have our attention. It was at this moment that he got his guitar, and said, "This one is for all you ladies out there." If only I could remember the exact song he sang. He hit high notes and low notes alike with a certain grace that my voice could never achieve. And he did so while playing the guitar, moving his body in perfect unison with the music that came from him and his instrument. This was lovely! Absolutely beautiful. What a talented darling to so gracefully multitask. Something I could never do.
Once he was done, we returned to our conversations, and he thanked us for our time. He put his things away, and carried on with whatever it was he was doing beforehand. I wouldn't have known, as I wasn't paying much attention. I assume that he had his own conversations to return to. As my chat with my friends resumed, I began to address my sex life half-jokingly. You see, I have a tendency to joke about things that seriously happened. I could, with a smile on my face, make a joke about how I was going to murder someone, just like I murdered a rat with a frying pan like a maniac. "I'M CRAZY! I'LL COME ATCHA! I'LL GETCHA! I SWEAR ON ME MUM!" Obviously not all of that is true, but the part where I killed a rat with a frying pan... is true.
Likewise, I was joking about my sex life to my friends. I won't go into the details of everything of course, as they're quite... succulent. But I will say that one thing led to another. Now... there's a hicky on my neck, and I had a wild party with my friends. Taking a woman to bed with me felt rather... anticlimactic, if I'm honest. Having someone's naked body pressed up against my own... being a legally fuckable figure myself, I had no problems with it morally. However... it wasn't as exhilarating as I thought. I imagined it would be absolute bliss, and I would never want to leave. But... it... wasn't anything I thought it was. It was... lame. Rather lame, indeed. I mean sure, we did a lot of other things beside snuggle, but... I was looking forward to the snuggling in ways that I can't describe. For some reason, the passionate hugs and embraces are more valuable to me than getting completely laid.
After the party was over, and everything had come to an end, I spent the night with another friend of mine. We sat down and played video games for the longest time, eating junk food all the while. We had the most unhealthy assortment of foods that I could have imagined, including an even increasingly unhealthier set of drinks, from sodas to energy drinks. Thank goodness there weren't any alcoholic beverages, he and I don't drink. We gorged ourselves silly and played games until we both fell asleep. The next afternoon (I overslept), I asked for a ride home, and my darling friend said that he could provide me with one.
And once I arrived home, I thought that I could end my weekend on a happy note. I chatted with my legitimate romantic interest, Katie. She and I talked for hours and hours, and I requested that we recorded the conversation. She was a darling and understood, but I still felt the need to explain why. I love the sound of her voice so much, and the gaps between our conversations are very long. It's amazing to have her voice still there for me, even when she's actually gone. The things that we talk about are very funny, too, and it's nice to get a laugh out of her in whatever way I can.
But then there was the sickening part. No, when I thought that I could end my weekend in bliss and happiness, I was dead wrong. What happened? Well, what's sickening to most people? Nausea! Actual sickness! That's right, I actually somehow got sick! All that junk food I consumed at my friend's house, getting laid, hanging out around a bunch of teenagers, all the exposure and getting out there somehow contaminated my body. And now I'm sick, feeling like the main character of Bacterial Contamination. Because bacteria has, indeed, contaminated me. Blast those tiny little cells screwing with my body. If they wanted to get inside me so badly, they should at least take me to dinner first.
But anyways, yes, that has been the summary of my weekend. Hopefully next weekend will be a little bit better than this one. Everything was lovely, except the ending. I hope you all have a lovely day~!