All of the following stamps I have been instructed to add by my Mistress.
You see, I'm a very kind person in general. You hate me, I forgive ya. You want to be my friend, you're welcome! You can be my friend if ya want. Feeling a wee bit lonely? Heck, I'm here for ya. Feel like nobody cares about you? I'm here for ya! Feel like you're alone in the world? You guessed it. I'm here for ya. Byyy the way, I should probably tell you right now that, although I'm a Christian, I'm a non-judgemental Christian. You come to me, you're accepted, no matter who/what you are. You're a gay? I'm here for ya. You're lesbian? I'm here for ya. Bi-sexual? Same! I'm here for any and everybody that's around here... in this big ol' world. So long as you're willing to be a friendly neighbor to me, I'm gonna be there for you to the best of my abilities, heheh.
That's enough about you all! Now it's-a time to tell you something about myself. My glorious self. As you can tell, I'm a rather nice person in general. I have to take my medication in order to write anything legitimate though, heheh. Since you can clearly see that I need my medication to write things, my time in writing is relatively short. Therefore... I don't get much done. If I'm trying to write something really long, it takes a few days to get it done, if I want it done awesomely. However, if I just want it to be done, or if it's not that important, I'll just slam something together, heheh. Oh, and, about my romantic life, you should probably stay away from that detail. I'm always trying to get a physical girlfriend, but even in a long-distance relationship I'm a dangerous guy. You really don't want to be with me. Don't get me wrong, I'm a nice person, it's just... well, things don't end well. I've got to learn to live a life without romance. Y'know, for the common good.